DAmico.D

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  DAmico.D

• Apr 9, 2023

I recently invented a new pencil with two erasers! My wife told me that it was pointless...

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  DAmico.D

• Apr 3, 2023

RIP water, it was great knowing you. You will be mist

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  Wayne.B

• Jan 30, 2023

What is Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"

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  DAmico.D

• Jan 29, 2023

Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.

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  Hilberg.A

• Jan 10, 2023

my dad once said "do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it out of the way" then 2 mos later called me on my birthday at 6am

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  DAmico.D

• Dec 24, 2022

2 antennas went to a wedding... the ceremony was alright...

But the reception was incredible!

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  DAmico.D

• Dec 17, 2022

Since "Dad" jokes are all the rave right now....

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket....
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"