Armitage.T

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  Armitage.T

• Sep 4, 2023

All Ohio and surrounding cav members! Me and a few other cav members will be getting together to go to the Dayton Airforce Museum on September 30th! The more the merrier.
Reach out to me for more info. Still figuring out an exact time.
Hope to see some of you there. =)

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  Armitage.T

• Mar 14, 2023

Why did the plane get sent to his room?

Because he had an attitude problem.

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  Armitage.T

• Mar 6, 2023

Thank you S3 for all your hard work this weekend! You guys did a bang up job and persevered through some tough stuff! Proud of you guys. =)

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  Schmidt.A

• Mar 1, 2023

Happy birthday hope you have a blast of a day!

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  Armitage.T

• Feb 10, 2023

When I get into work I hide...

Because good employees are hard to find.

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  Armitage.T

• Feb 3, 2023

Where do pirates get their hooks?

At the second-hand store.

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  Armitage.T

• Jan 4, 2023

Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body?

Because you can always count on them.

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 14, 2022

So, over furlough I will be updating the Dad Joke Army website to now feature the jokes you all have shared with me and then some.

If you have a joke you wish to have featured on the joke's page, feel free to DM me on here or on discord. <3

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 13, 2022

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 2, 2022

I've started investing in stocks.
First Chicken, then beef, and now vegetable. I know it's risky, but I know one day it will pay off and I'll be a bouillonaire.

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  Armitage.T

• Aug 15, 2022

Serious question...

If you don't pay an exorcist, do you get repossessed?

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  Armitage.T

• Apr 12, 2022

Did you hear about the man who killed someone only using sandpaper?

He said he only wanted to rough him up a bit. Guess he couldn't smooth things over...

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  Armitage.T

• Mar 20, 2022

Did you all hear about that new movie that came out that had that HUGE cliffhanger?

....

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  Armitage.T

• Feb 14, 2022

Happy Valentine's day! In celebration, here is a pickup line to share with your valentine.

Are you and excavation site?
Because I dig you.
❤️

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  Armitage.T

• Feb 3, 2022

Eyelashes are there to keep stuff out of your eyes. But when I do have something in my eye, it's more often than not an eyelash...

It's eyeronic.

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  Armitage.T

• Jan 28, 2022

Yay~ Saturday will be my first op since mid November. It's been too long. ;v;

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  Armitage.T

• Jan 19, 2022

I've been trying to organize a team for a hide and seek tournament...

Good players are hard to find though...

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  Armitage.T

• Jan 10, 2022

Tequila may not fix your life...

But it's worth a shot.

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 31, 2021

The other day a snail had surgery to have his shell removed...

The next day he was feeling a little sluggish.

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 21, 2021

Was just hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident...

They put me in ICU.