Little Jimmy was playing with electricity, and shocked himself.
You really ought to ground him until he learns to conduct himself properly.
You really ought to ground him until he learns to conduct himself properly.
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What's your favorite thing about Dracula?
Um...he's got a cousin with a delicious breakfast cereal.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I'm terrified of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler
I hate this crap! I only seem to get sick on weekdays, man! I must have a weekend immune system.
See what I did there?
Is this the Thumper i think it is
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....except FACs, FACs kill everybody.
If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam 🤣
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
I love wings!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.
I’m a faux pa!
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
At first I wasn't sure if I liked my beard, but then it grew on me.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
Person 1: You're old
Person 2: No, I'm not
Person 1: When you were born the Dead Sea was just sick.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.
Dawn is tough on Greece.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes. -
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