Armitage.T

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 21, 2021

Was just hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident...

They put me in ICU.

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  Armitage.T

• Dec 14, 2021

I finally found the capital of South Korea on Google Maps.

It took a lot of Seoul searching.

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  Armitage.T

• Nov 8, 2021

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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  Armitage.T

• Oct 29, 2021

What's green and not heavy?

...

Light Green.

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  Armitage.T

• Oct 2, 2021

In college, I was so broke I couldn't afford my electricity bill...

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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  Armitage.T

• Sep 14, 2021

Animal puns?

Toucan play at that game.

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  Armitage.T

• Sep 10, 2021

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To hide their butt quacks

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  Armitage.T

• Aug 30, 2021

What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing, they fast.

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  Encino.T

• Jul 8, 2021

Hey I'm still waiting for my dad joke award 😁