I attended the funeral of the inventor of cough drops. When I asked why his body was just lying there on an open table, one of his friends turned to me and said, "There is no coughing (coffin) at his funeral."
I am heading out on a 4 month backpacking trip in SouthEast Asia in December! If we have anyone that will either be in the area traveling, or any locals that live in Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Indonesia region Hit me up! Would love to grab beers!
A Trooper asked me if we were having SP today. I looked at my watch and jumped up in my seat feeling so unprepared and wondering how in the world I had lost track of my days... and then I saw it was Saturday. SP is on Sunday. Damn troopers trying to give me a heart attack lol
Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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