well, this is a first, my discord account got hacked, sorry to anyone that got sent stuffs, working with discord to fix, but i cant even rejoin the cav discord atm, so if anything need to reach me, send on the site
I was out at a party the other day when I noticed a guy walking in holding a roll of toilet paper. I asked my friend if he knew who that guy was, and his response was "Oh that guy? Yeah... that's the party pooper."
I recently started going back to the gym on a normal routine, but I had to miss out on a day of going to the gym. My buddy said, "Don't worry if you miss a gym session.... everything will work-out eventually."
Blessed is the pilot who is smooth upon the controls,
for his tanks shall be filled.
But woe unto him who jerks the stick, for he shall hear again the words: "Return pre-contact."
I was recently talking to a tennis player the other day as he was sitting alone by the tennis court. As we talked, I asked if he ever fell in love, but he seemed to be a bit confused. I finally understood why, because... love means nothing to them.
(Tennis score pun; signifies a score of zero)
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