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  • I was staying at a hotel on vacation one time and they said they charged extra to use the air conditioning. That was so un-cool of them for that
    Looking over a menu at the restaurant, the snowman decided what he really wanted. He was feeling a little.. chili
    I was talking with a farmer the other day when his dog escaped from his property. All he had to say was "that dog-gone dog done gone escaped again!"
    I tried to stay up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was hiding during the night.... Then it dawned on me
    I was kicked out of the coffee club the other day and I am furious... all because I wore a tea-shirt
    I have always thought that Justice is a dish best served cold.. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
    I saw a group of turkeys getting off a train. I looked up and saw it was called "The Gravy Train". Guess that is how turkeys travel. (Bad Dad Joke for Thanksgiving)
    I can only imagine what it was like when Benjamin Franklin discovered Electricity.. it was most likely Shocking to him
    Someone stole my glasses the other day. Whoever you are, I will find you... I have contacts
    Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks will always try to bite him. I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog..
    I recently heard about this new invention called the chocolate record player. It sounds pretty sweet
    One day, me and 2 friends went out to get a drink. My 2 friends walked into a bar, I ducked and laughed at them
    What is the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament nowadays? Via Live stream
    At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Good thing I am not one yet
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    It's sad I can't tell a clean joke anymore without everyone immediately pointing out it's a dad joke.
    Rob.Y
    You son of
    Sutodoreh.W
    Son of a dad?
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    You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
    I recently invented a new pencil with two erasers! My wife told me that it was pointless...
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