Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The P is silent
The P is silent
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What do you get when you rub two oranges together?
Pulp Friction
It's Sutodoreh.W birthday today! Make sure to ping him and with him a Happy Birthday!!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music. Happy Birthday Armitage.T!! I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast.
Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?
It's a pita parka
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It hertz
How do cows say "thank you" for dinner in Spanish?
Moo-chas grass-ias
When shooting a mime, make sure you don't use a silencer, or his friends will hear you
I dream of a better tomorrow. One where chickens can cross the road and not get questioned about their motives!
What's the highest rank one can achieve in the Popcorn Army? Colonel.... 😁
My son asked if we are pyromaniacs. I told him yes, we arson....
So I quit my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone...
Why did the lettuce blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What is the spiciest knight of the round table?? Sriracha....
Happy Birthday!!! Law.S Hope you were able to get some BRCC! I've got a couple spare bags if you need em
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