It's not every day that the cops show up at your house and try to recruit you into their Warzone clan.
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All Ohio and surrounding cav members! Me and a few other cav members will be getting together to go to the Dayton Airforce Museum on September 30th! The more the merrier.
Reach out to me for more info. Still figuring out an exact time.
Hope to see some of you there. =)
Why did the plane get sent to his room?
Because he had an attitude problem.
Thank you S3 for all your hard work this weekend! You guys did a bang up job and persevered through some tough stuff! Proud of you guys. =)
Happy birthday hope you have a blast of a day!
When I get into work I hide...
Because good employees are hard to find.
Where do pirates get their hooks?
At the second-hand store.
Why are your fingers the most reliable part of the body?
Because you can always count on them.
So, over furlough I will be updating the Dad Joke Army website to now feature the jokes you all have shared with me and then some.
If you have a joke you wish to have featured on the joke's page, feel free to DM me on here or on discord. <3
How do farmers party?
They turnip the beets
I've started investing in stocks.
First Chicken, then beef, and now vegetable. I know it's risky, but I know one day it will pay off and I'll be a bouillonaire.
Serious question...
If you don't pay an exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Did you hear about the man who killed someone only using sandpaper?
He said he only wanted to rough him up a bit. Guess he couldn't smooth things over...
Did you all hear about that new movie that came out that had that HUGE cliffhanger?
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Happy Valentine's day! In celebration, here is a pickup line to share with your valentine.
Are you and excavation site?
Because I dig you.
❤️
Eyelashes are there to keep stuff out of your eyes. But when I do have something in my eye, it's more often than not an eyelash...
It's eyeronic.
Yay~ Saturday will be my first op since mid November. It's been too long. ;v;
I've been trying to organize a team for a hide and seek tournament...
Good players are hard to find though...
Tequila may not fix your life...
But it's worth a shot.
The other day a snail had surgery to have his shell removed...
The next day he was feeling a little sluggish. -
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