My friend was inviting people over for a BBQ this weekend and he asked me to bring pickles, specifically Dill pickles. When I asked him why it mattered what kind, he just told me, "It's kind of a big Dill over here..."
I met someone from a band who plays the tuba and he mentioned recently having a break in his instrument. So when I asked how he fixes it, he just told me "Oh, I use a tuba glue."
(Let the regular schedule of Dad jokes commence again)
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