I recently started going back to the gym on a normal routine, but I had to miss out on a day of going to the gym. My buddy said, "Don't worry if you miss a gym session.... everything will work-out eventually."
Blessed is the pilot who is smooth upon the controls,
for his tanks shall be filled.
But woe unto him who jerks the stick, for he shall hear again the words: "Return pre-contact."
I was recently talking to a tennis player the other day as he was sitting alone by the tennis court. As we talked, I asked if he ever fell in love, but he seemed to be a bit confused. I finally understood why, because... love means nothing to them.
I attended the funeral of the inventor of cough drops. When I asked why his body was just lying there on an open table, one of his friends turned to me and said, "There is no coughing (coffin) at his funeral."
I am heading out on a 4 month backpacking trip in SouthEast Asia in December! If we have anyone that will either be in the area traveling, or any locals that live in Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Indonesia region Hit me up! Would love to grab beers!
I submitted the last assignment that I needed to complete my Bachelors Degree tonight
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