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I met someone from a band who plays the tuba and he mentioned recently having a break in his instrument. So when I asked how he fixes it, he just told me "Oh, I use a tuba glue." (Let the regular schedule of Dad jokes commence again)

I was out at a party the other day when I noticed a guy walking in holding a roll of toilet paper. I asked my friend if he knew who that guy was, and his response was "Oh that guy? Yeah... that's the party pooper."

I recently started going back to the gym on a normal routine, but I had to miss out on a day of going to the gym. My buddy said, "Don't worry if you miss a gym session.... everything will work-out eventually."

I was recently talking to a tennis player the other day as he was sitting alone by the tennis court. As we talked, I asked if he ever fell in love, but he seemed to be a bit confused. I finally understood why, because... love means nothing to them. (Tennis score pun; signifies a score of zero)

I am sure one can give a more official response/advice, but my understanding is that when you are discharged from the 7Cav, you are free to use any name you wish. On other servers and games, it might be advised not to use the =7Cav= tag since you are no longer officially enlisted or represent...

I recently heard of a new band called 1023MB. They sound really good and I enjoy their music but it's a shame they have not got a Gig yet... (for non-techies: 1024MB = 1GB)

I attended the funeral of the inventor of cough drops. When I asked why his body was just lying there on an open table, one of his friends turned to me and said, "There is no coughing (coffin) at his funeral." Let's start 2026 with another terrible pun

Sitting at the beach the other day, enjoying some relaxing time, I realized I had to head back home. I looked at the ocean and gave it some finger guns then said "Sea you later" My first terrible joke from retirement

During an interview with a historic ninja, the interviewer asked the question "What kind of shoes would a ninja recommend for the job?" His answer was sneak-ers