Hot orange juice is incredible.
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What does asbestos taste like?
Buy high, sell low.
A homeless man threatened to pee my pants today.
The only rational response to someone not thanking you, after you held the door open for them is primitive rage.
Slugs are just divorced snails.
Hello, we have been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.
Quinoa. Terrible. Do not recommend.
If you put coins in your prison wallet, you become a piggy bank.
Lava can't burn you if you don't touch it.
Fill your socks with river water.
Life is too short not to pee on your roommates pillow. What are they gonna do about it, yell at you?
There is no proof that baby powder is not made of babies.
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