Garcia.SM

How do auditors propose?

With an engagement letter

Why do economists exist? So accountants have someone to laugh at.

Sidebar: I technically graduated with majors both in Accountancy and Economics. So I guess I'm laughing at myself ¯\(ツ)/¯

Just got my first Covid vaccine shot.... can't wait to have the second and finally get back to working in an office environment!

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he's boring.

Never mess with accountants, Vasquez. Can always count on us outnumbering you!

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas.

Congratulations on the promotion Cpl. Garcia. I look forward to working with you in the future and making our squad the single best squad in the company. On another note is there a community event this evening at 730 eastern standard.