Markel.Z

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  Markel.Z

• Nov 9, 2024

Whaley.H Nah. I got the last one bub <3

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 25, 2024

3,026 years from today, life will either be very good or very bad. It’s 5050.

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 19, 2024

I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 11, 2024

How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds.

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 8, 2024

I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 8, 2024

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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  Markel.Z

• Aug 6, 2024

I am now 2 years post-divorce, and I think I’m ready to get married again.. this time, to the 7th Cav. Who wants to officiate the wedding?!