Perry.D

S1 was an inside job. Change my mind.

Say goodbye to your soul and say hello to your vanity
Hollywood is your friend, and the Undead are your family
We'll take you to the edge and turn your regret into agony
And I'll never let you go 'cause I know you'll come back to me
I'm the reason you came here, I'm the American Tragedy.

Hollywood Undead- Been to Hell

"If you don't have the balls to talk to someone directly about an issue, you probably shouldn't be making decisions."
-Excerpt from my book titled: "Don't make shit harder for people who ACTUALLY help."

How many NCOs does it take to change a light bulb?

I'm not AWOL, just on Furlough. Forever. You could say I'm on Forev-lough. HAHAHA. I'll see myself out.

2+3=Chair

How much lasagna can a bathtub hold?