Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should have put it on aloha setting.
I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don't worry, it's just a bug going around.
I wish I could tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
I recently visited the "World's Tiniest Wind Turbine" exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
I once submitted ten puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
How did the hipster burn their mouth?
They ate the pizza before it was cool.
What did one toilet say to another?
"What's wrong? You look flushed."
Apparently some people need a refresher.
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Once upon the time, this section would have at least one Tullamore Dew post in it...them were the days.
Why is the chef mean?
Because he beats the eggs and whips the cream.
How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?
Walking.
J.k. Rolling
Something kinda awesome is in the works.
No spoilers.
Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite music?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."
My boss said "dress for the job you want, not for the job you have." So I went in as Batman.
'Merica.
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